Just mADE A PArabola og urine
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
well you can't waste a boner
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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