I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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