if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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