please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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