If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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