I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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