i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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