How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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