a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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