he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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