Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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