umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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