Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Someone stole a lamp last night.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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