Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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