Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
where are my eyebrows?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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