At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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