How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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