Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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