okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
