that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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