There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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