this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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