I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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