rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So squirting runs in the family.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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