Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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