Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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