i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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