why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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