She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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