it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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