K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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