I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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