finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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