You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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