the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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