yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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