Sponge bath it is.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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