This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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