I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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