would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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