This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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