Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
