Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He felt like a one man threesome
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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