I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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