do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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