how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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