Whod you bang
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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