You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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