Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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