im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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