Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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