it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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