Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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